I feel I must interject here-Princess

Naughty Princess has a bone to pick.

While Ma'am's account of last evening was full of dramatic twists and turns, she may have revised a few important facts...inadvertently, of course.

1. Never once, did I beg for permission to take a shower. Princesses DO NOT beg. Ever. Princesses make demands.

2. Ma'am has yet to demonstrate strict enforcement of her "no naughty words" rule. Because she is inconsistent with discipline with regards to cursing, I feel it is entirely unfair for her to punish me on a whim. So there!

3. Ma'am seems to have omitted the part where she showed total disrespect for royalty. If the princess wishes to shower alone, the princess showers alone. And under no circumstances is the princess to have her most private parts bathed by a commoner.

4. Furthermore, the princess was given quite a few public swats. If the princess decides to submit to a spanking, it will be on her terms and in privacy.

5. Nowhere in her post did Ma'am mention that she made outrageous threats during my punishment. I believe she promised me that I would have my "insides" cleaned as well as "outside." Clearly, Ma'am hasn't gotten the memo. Princesses do not get enemas. The end.

It's obvious that Ma'am has an exaggerated idea of her power. Surely she knows that in the end, the princess does whatever the princess wants.

In conclusion, if Ma'am is not careful, I'll throw her into the dungeon.